Nonsense

But I turned it off, it wasn’t m' fault,

it’s the 'orse, of course, that decided to bolt.

I took leaps of faith and tried to undo,

the pain and the angst of m' best friend 'oo,

Could never resist the joys of Torbay

where she went with 'er friends each Wednesday.

But I turned it off and it didn’t work,

a bit like m' Da' who sometimes would shirk,

A day of 'ard labour, of sweat and of toil

and blisters on 'ands that rose like a boil,

And now it’s all gone, life’s just not that fun

because that thing was a thing that never was on.

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